Overrated/Underrated

Underrated: English peas

They're huge and super easy to cook. Good lookin' out, English peas!

Overrated: Fava beans

Admit it, you never really thought about fava beans until you saw Silence of the Lambs, and then you wanted to cut someone's liver out so you could try them. No? Just me? Well, I finally tried them.

On the outside, they look almost exactly like English peas, but you know what's on the inside? Almost nothing. If you want a cup of fava bean, you'd better bring a 40-gallon garbage bag to the grocery store to fill up. You struggle to peel open the pod and it's like a luxury condo inside, with tiny little beans nestled on a fine fur blanket. But guess what? You're not done peeling yet. Now you have to peel each individual bean. But you have to steam them first, so you can get the skin off. Finally, you squeeze out a little bean the size of a BB covered in some gross embryonic fluid. Now do that a thousand times and you've got yourself a spoonful of food. So what did they taste like? They tasted like not worth it. The dude's liver I had with them, however, was excellent.

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Tequila Review: Revolucion Reposado

Wow, I haven't posted a tequila review Feb 24 with Dos Manos "The Hands of Fate" Reposado. Were are my priorities? I need to get drinking! Well, I'm back with a treat:

Revolucion Resposado

Okay, it doesn’t matter what this tequila tastes like--you need to go buy it. Why? The bottle. No, it’s not one of those tall, skinny, frosted glass numbers trying to look like some fancy French vodka with all the flavor of a tall glass of ice water. It’s a pretty straight-ahead shape, thin and wide, more like a brandy bottle. So what’s the big deal? Well, for starters it has two pistols on the label and it’s called Revolucion! How bad ass is that? What revolution are they aluding to? I have no idea, but they can count me in. Just tell me who the bad guys are and I’ll come out guns a’ blazin’. Now, I don’t like to be exclusionary, but I’ve got to say that this is a manly tequila. You ladies are welcome to drink it all you like, of course, but don’t be surprise when you grow hair on your chest. But gee whiz, you might say (‘cause I bet a punk like you talks that way), that doesn’t sound like such a big deal. Oh yeah? You just turn that bottle around. What am I going to find? I ain’t tellin’, punk. All I’m going to tell you is, it kicks a whole lot of ass. And the tequila inside’s not shabby either. It’s light, but it has a full, buttery texture and a descent kick. The predominate flavor is a pleasant vanilla, with some floral notes. Not bad at all. Viva la Revolucion!