Random Top 5: Words That Make Me Wish I Was British

These are words that I wish I could say, but I can't because I'm American

5. Oi!
When you say "Oi!" meaning "Hey, you!" you instantly sound like a tough soccer hooligan.

4. Cheers
Not "cheers" meaning "salute" but "cheers" meaning "thanks."

3. Sodding
I have no idea what this means. It's said like a vulgarity, but sounds like gardening.

2. Bollocks
Awesome word. Even better? "Dog's bollocks."

1. The C Word
This seems to be said casually in the UK, but I can't even write it, much less say it.