5. Lost & Found
Dumb as dirt. I saw this for free on TV, but I still felt ripped off. David Spade makes my skin crawl.
4. Reality Bites
This movie bites.
3. Cast Away
The most egregious, insulting, infuriating example of product placement in movie history. And they show him surviving and getting off the island in the commercial.
2. Working Girl
Everyone else loves this movie. Everyone else is an idiot. This movie represents everything I hate about the '80s. At the end, when she got a job as a mid-level corporate shill and cheered like she just cured cancer, I wanted to vomit.
1. The Family Stone
I just saw this recently and it skyrocketed to the top of this list. If this movie had a face, I would slap it with my glove. There is too much suck to describe here. Maybe I'll write a full review later, but for now I'll just say: Worst. Movie. Ever.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment